Tee-Off Tuesday Superstition Tips
Listen, folks, we're not just golfers, we're Golf Prophets. We've spent years studying the ancient art of predicting ball flight.
Here are some tips from our esteemed Golf Prophets Council:
- When the wind is blowing, it's blowing from the left. Don't question it, just adjust your swing.
- Never, ever wear plaid pants. The golf gods will curse you for it.
- Take your time on the 17th hole. The universe is trying to tell you something.
- Use a golf ball with a face that's been blessed by a shaman.